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Q: how did the dead chicken cross the street?
A: In someones lunch pail.

Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide?
A: Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Q: Why was the chicken dressed in orange?
A: Because he was walking other chickens across the street.

Q: Why was the chicken afraid?
A: Because he was a chicken!

Q: How come the chicken lost his mind?
A: Because his head was cut off.

Q: How did the gum get across the road?
A: It was stuck on the chickens foot!!!

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off.

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