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Q: Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because it's full of tears!
Q: Why do earthquakes shake?
A: Because they like to rock n roll.
Q: Why couldn't the shoe talk?
A: Cuz it's tongue was tied.
Q: Why was the shoe sad?
A: Because he sold his sole.
Q: What did the earth say to the sun?
A: You made my day!
Q: Why do fish swim?
A: Because they can't walk.
Q: Why didn't Daisy get a rose?
A: Because he loved her not.
Q: Why did the cars stop and pick berries?
A: So they could make traffic jam!
Q: Why did the man build his house on sand?
A:Because it was a sand castle.
Q: Why did the man smoke?
A: Because he was on fire.
Q: How to Crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path!
Q: Why was the violin mad?
A: Because someone was pulling his strings.
Q: Why was the Pig Funny?
A: Because he was a Ham.
Q: Why didn't the guy decide to be a doctor?
A: Because he didn't have the patience.
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree??
A: It's nice gnawing ya!!!!!
Q: Where do pens come from?
A: Pensylvania!
Q: How can you communicate with a fish?
A: Drop him a line!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese
Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!
Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton right before eating a meal?
A: Bone-appetite!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the bed?
A: No? Well it hasn't been made yet!
Q: What did the dressing say to the lettuce when he opened the fridge door?
A: Shut the door i'm dressing!
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Q: Why didnt the boy write the essay on the whale?
A: Because his pen wouldnt write under water!

Q: Why didnt the skeleton jump off mount everest?
A: Because he didnt have any guts!
Q: What did babycorn say to mamacorn?
A: Wheres popcorn?
Q: How do u get a one armed man out of a tree?
A: Wavy to him
Q: Why was 6 mad at 7?
A: because 7 ate (8) 9
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Opps sorry I made u cry!
Q: where do books sleep at night??
A: under its covers!
Q: Two hats are hanging on a hook what does 1 say to the other?
A: You stay here I'll go on ahead!
Q: What do you call a church that is on fire?
A: Holy Smoke!

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