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1. What's greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you'll die?

2. If a plane crashes half way in America and half way in Canada where do you bury the survivors?

3. You have two coins that add up to .35 cents and one of them is not a quarter. What coins do you have?

4. A son and a father were driving around and they got in an accident and the
father died so the son gets brought to the hospital and the old doctor looks at
him and says I cant perform surgery on this kid he is my son! WHO IS THE
DOCTOR ?

5. A MAN WEIGHTED 98 POUNDS. HE HAD TO TAKE 3 BRICKS THAT WEIGHED A POUND EACH BUT THE BRIDGE COULD ONLY CARY 100 POUNDS. HOW DID HE GET ACROSS THE BRIDGE WITH ONE TRIP?
6. If you take two apples from three apples how many apples do you have?
7. There was a woman named Lili and she went from town to town murdering people and roadblocks or police couldn't stop her.Why was this?
8. A robber goes into a house and steals everything in the house. On the way out he sees two one hundred dollar bills. Why didn't he take them?
9. How much dirt is in a hole 5-feet deep and 3-feet wide???
10. Your in a room and the room has a door and no windows. The door is locked. How do you get out if all you have is a baseball bat?

11. If a rooster is sittin on the very tip of a pionted roof and lays an egg...what side does the egg fall off of ?

12. What stays in a corner but travels all around the world?

13. How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?

14. What happens once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in one thousand years?

15. Do they have a fourth of July in Europe?

16. There is a guy who saw a 60 doller bill in the middle of the road. The road is full of heavy traffic. He has some rope and a backpack. How can he get the money?

17. A dalmation had 3 puppys Spot barney and fluffy. What is the mothers name?
18.(a) If your running in a race,and u pass the Second place person.
What position are you in now?

18. (b)If your running in a race, and u pass the Last place person.
What position are you in now?

19. A women from a city marries 10 guys. Shes not breaking any laws, how is this possible?

20. You die and find yourself in an all white room. In this room there are two closed doors. One door leads you to heavan and the other to hell. There are two spirits in the room with you, one can never lie and the other can never tell the truth. You need to find the door which leads you to heavan. The rules are you are only allowed to ask one question which both spirits will answer. Then you must walk through a door. What question will you ask.

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