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21. A butcher is 5'9 what does he weigh?
22. Billy's mom had a quarter, a nickel, and a dime. Her fisrt kid is named quarter, her second kid is named nickle, what is the name of her third kid?
23 One day 3 guys walk into a hotel the bell boy says ur room for the three of u will cost $30 . So each guy pulls out a $10 bill and hands it to the bell boy. the bell boy brings the $30 back to the manager and he says they get a dicount of $5 so the manager gives the $5 back to the bell boy to return to the 3 guys. the bell boy cant think of a way to divide the $5 between the 3 guys soo he gives each of them $1 and keeps $2 for him self. Soo they each payed $9 to stay in this room that is 9 times 3 is 27 so thats $27 + the $2 in the bell boys pocket that is $29 . Where is the other dollar?
24. Two guys walk into a bar and order the EXACT same drink. They get at the EXACT same time. One man drinks his slow and the other man drinks his fast. Only man that drank his slow dies. Why dosn't the man who drank his fast die also???
25. You are the bus driver. You have 9 kids on the bus. You pick up 3 drop of 10. You pick up 9 drop off three. You pick up 11 drop of 9. You pick up 27 drop of 17. How old is the bus driver?
26. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
27. What do you put into a bucket of water to make it lighter?
28. Date: Sunday July 13 1994-There was a murder mystery which happened on the date above. There are three suspects and only one did it.
Suspect #1-"I didnt do it, i was cleaning the dishes."
Suspect #2-"I didnt do it, i was getting the mail."
Suspect #3-"I didnt do it, i was doing the wash."
Which one did it?
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